When running form large animals:
~You don't have to be faster than the bear,
you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
--From Moe who got that from a website
that I can't remember the name of

When pondering about time:
~Today is the tomorrow we worried about Yesterday
--Also from Moe

Worried about safety?
~Don't worry cause Rachel is here!
-Courtesy of who else, Rachel

Life in a nut shell:
~Death sucks. Life has it's moments.
-a quote from some actor